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The marketer told me the baby shoes were never worn, so of course I had to buy it.

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After shooting my load watching amateur porn, I began recognizing every detail in the background.

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Glass and human remains aren't the worst things to find in your food.

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my dog was such a sweetheart, i think as i head outside for work.

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"Hey honey, your dad and I are going out to eat and saw your car wasn't parked in the driveway, there's pizza in the oven, love you"

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When my dog died I could finally be sad without being questioned every time.

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Just as I was drifting off to sleep, I’m awoken by a sharp, painful sensation in my leg.

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As a symbol of my love, I gave my girlfriend my heart.

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For the first time in my life I managed to find the long side of the blanket on my first try

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The marketer told me the baby shoes were never worn, so of course I had to buy it.	4
After shooting my load watching amateur porn, I began recognizing every detail in the background.	4
Glass and human remains aren't the worst things to find in your food.	4
my dog was such a sweetheart, i think as i head outside for work.	4
"Hey honey, your dad and I are going out to eat and saw your car wasn't parked in the driveway, there's pizza in the oven, love you"	4
When my dog died I could finally be sad without being questioned every time.	4
Just as I was drifting off to sleep, I’m awoken by a sharp, painful sensation in my leg.	4
As a symbol of my love, I gave my girlfriend my heart.	4
For the first time in my life I managed to find the long side of the blanket on my first try	4
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